在CB后台看到这么个稿件(新闻来源:FLYii精彩收集站),觉得蛮有意思的,转过来了:


歌词:

Code Monkey get up get coffee(程序猿起身喝咖啡)
  Code Monkey go to job(程序猿上班去)
  Code Monkey have boring meeting(程序猿开了个无聊的会)
  With boring manager Rob(一起开会的上司Rob也够无聊)
  Rob say Code Monkey very diligent(Rob说程序猿很勤奋)
  But his output stink(但做的东西却不行)
  His code not “functional” or “elegant”(他的代码“用不了”或“不够好”)
  What do Code Monkey think?(程序猿在想什么?)
  Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself(程序猿想,上司可能想干脆自己来写那个TMD登录页)
  Code Monkey not say it out loud(程序猿没大声说出来)
  Code Monkey not crazy, just proud(程序猿可没疯,只是有点得意)
  
  Code Monkey like Fritos(程序猿喜欢吃Fritos薯片)
  Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew(程序猿喜欢喝Tab和Mountain Dew)
  Code Monkey very simple man(程序猿是个直爽人)
  With big warm fuzzy secret heart:(心里藏着点温暖的秘密:)
  Code Monkey like you (程序猿喜欢你)
  Code Monkey like you (程序猿喜欢你)
  
  Code Monkey hang around at front desk(程序猿在前台混着)
  Tell you sweater look nice(说你的毛线衣真好看)
  Code Monkey offer buy you soda(程序猿给你买苏打水)
  Bring you cup, bring you ice(还送上杯子和冰块)
  You say no thank you for the soda cause(你说谢谢,不用了)
  Soda make you fat(因为喝苏打水会变胖)
  Anyway you busy with the telephone(你得忙着接电话)
  No time for chat(没时间闲聊)
  Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle he sit down pretend to work(程序猿走回小隔间,坐下假装工作)
  Code Monkey not thinking so straight(程序猿没想通)
  Code Monkey not feeling so great(程序猿感觉不太好)
  
  Code Monkey like Fritos(程序猿喜欢吃Fritos薯片)
  Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew(程序猿喜欢喝Tab和Mountain Dew)
  Code Monkey very simple man(程序猿是个爽直人)
  With big warm fuzzy secret heart:(心里藏着点温暖的秘密)
  Code Monkey like you(程序猿喜欢你)
  Code Monkey like you a lot (程序猿很喜欢你)
  
  Code Monkey have every reason(程序猿有理由)
  To get out this place(离开这个地方)
  Code Monkey just keep on working(程序猿还是留下来工作)
  See your soft pretty face(看着你可爱柔软的脸)
  Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake(醒来,咖啡蛋糕做早餐)
  Take bath, take nap(洗澡,睡觉)
  This job “fulfilling in creative way”(这工作“创意无穷”)
  Such a load of crap(真是废话一堆)
  Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you(程序猿以为总有一天会得到一切,包括像你一般好的女孩)
  Code Monkey just waiting for now(程序猿在等待)
  Code Monkey say someday, somehow(程序猿说,总有一天,总会实现)
  
  Code Monkey like Fritos(程序猿喜欢吃Fritos薯片)
  Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew(程序猿喜欢喝Tab和Mountain Dew)
  Code Monkey very simple man(程序猿是个爽直人)
  With big warm fuzzy secret heart:(心里藏着点温暖的秘密)
  Code Monkey like you(程序猿喜欢你)
  Code Monkey like you(程序猿喜欢你)